2021-02-27 E-Zine – It’s Friday!

[E-Zine/Articles/NSFW] (Nova Scotia Funny Workers!)

Recorded live before a one-rum slushie filled studio audience in Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada that just wants to know where the rest of the rum has gone…

[*] *** [It’s Friday!] E-Zine *** [] LENT MODE ACTIVATED!
NO MEAT TIL…. cue Beastie Boys…. BROOKLYN!!!!!!!

<@> What’s going down in DanteTV Land….. <@>
Feb 27th – Blue Jays Pre-Season Opener
Mar 14th – Spring Forward (Daylight Savings Begins)
Mar 17th – St. Patrick’s Day
Mar 20th – Ostara / Spring Equinox (0637h AM DanteTV Timezone)
Apr 01st – Baseball Opening Day (ALL 30 TEAMS)
Apr 02nd – Good Friday (businesses closed)
Apr 04th – Easter
Apr 05th – End of Academic Year!
Apr 16th – Examinations Over!
Apr 20th – 4/20 / ‘O Cannabis’ Day
May 04th – May The Fourth Be With You! / Cuatro De Mayo!
May 05th – Cinco De Mayo
May 24th – Victoria Day (Canada/businesses closed)
May 31st – Memorial Day (USA/businesses closed)
Jun 21st – Summer Solstice (0031h AM DanteTV Timezone)
Jul 1st – Canada Day!
Jul 4th – Fourth of July!

(!) The Markets (!)
CAD/USD – $0.79
CAD/GBP – $0.57
CAD/JPY – $84.13
CAD/BTC – $59,007 (high mark’d 72k, then Elon Musk got silly)
CAD/ETH – $1,884.88 (3k drop, thanks Elon!)
CAD/AU – $71.48 24k gram (DOWN $3.00)
CAD/AG – $1.09/gram
Gas – $1.19/litre (up 4c – KMBFA!!!!!!!!)
Milk – $5.19/gallon
Bread – $2.99/loaf
Eggs – $3.99/XL dozen
Big Mac – $5.69

Destructive Thoughtz:

What’s better than an alarm clock? A kitten that knows when you’re supposed to be up for work.
Even after being fed at the correct time, she knows exactly when you should be up.
And the little devious mind of escalating ways to wake you up. From meowing and rubbing to the
dreaded ‘CANNONBALL’ right into your stomach. Tho usually the aim is off and hits you right in
the ‘nads (just like werewolves!)

Baseball pre-season kicks off this weekend plus films ramping up on HBO Max.
WandaVision has one episode left and is a severely underrated show. Most people tuned out
when they saw the first two episodes were in black & white. But many of us watching this
realized quite quickly what was going on. For me, it was a beautiful interpretation from the Marvel movies.
No spoilers for the show. But if you are looking for something meaty and unique, highly recommended.

Otherwise, still putting in screws and nuts into projects.

Music List This Week

Fallout 4 Main Theme……….. Inon Zur
Fallout 3 Main Theme……….. Inon Zur
Fallout: New Vegas…………. Inon Zur
Godzilla (ft. Serj Tankian)…. Bear McCreary, Serj Tankian
Hell March………………… Frank Klepacki
Sovengarde………………… Jeremy Soule

() HUMOUR! () (Not for virgin eyes…….)

I have a dyslexia fetish. It makes my spine stiff.

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A family was driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumped against the windshield…

Embarrassed, and to spare her young son’s innocence, the mother turns around and says,
“Don’t worry, dear. That was just an insect.”

“Wow,” the boy replies. “I’m surprised it could get off the ground with a penis like that!”

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First we lived in kingdoms run by Kings, then Empires run by Emperors Now we live in Countries…

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A biker walks into a bar and sits down on a bar stool near the end of the bar.

He takes a look at the menu and it reads as follows:

Hamburger – 2.99

Cheeseburger – 3.99

Chicken Sandwich – 4.99

Hand Jobs – 19.99

The crusty old biker waves the bartender down, and up walks this tall, busty, beautiful redhead in her mid-twenties.

She smiles at the biker coyly, and he asks in a quiet voice “Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?”

The bartender blushes slightly and says “Yes, I am” with a sexy little smile.

The biker grins and says “Well wash your hands, because I want a cheeseburger.”

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(G) DanteTV Productions – 2021 /\/\idnight Star

Afterglow

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I’ve never paid 300 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

[It’s Friday!] E-Zine – 2021-02-11

Recorded live before a hot pork-n-beans filled studio audience in Halifax, Nova Scotia Canada that just wants to let it go…

[It’s Friday!] E-Zine
<@> What’s going down in DanteTV Land….. <@>
Feb 12th – Chinese New Year! (Year of the Metal Ox)
Feb 14th – St. Valentine’s Day
Feb 15th – Heritage Day / President’s Day
Feb 16th – Mardi Gras / Pancake Day
Feb 17th – Ash Wednesday (Lent begins)
Feb 27th – Blue Jays Pre-Season Opener
Mar 14th – Spring Forward (Daylight Savings Begins)
Mar 17th – St. Patrick’s Day
Mar 20th – Ostara / Spring Equinox
Apr 04th – Easter

(!) The Markets (!)
CAD/USD – $0.79 (up $0.01)
CAD/GBP – $0.57
CAD/JPY – $82.36
CAD/BTC – $60,979 (up $14,000 since last week)
CAD/ETH – $2,261 (up $131 since last week)
CAD/AU – $75.50 24k gram (up $0.80)
CAD/AG – $1.10/gram

Gas – $1.15/litre (up 1.9c)
Milk – $5.19/gallon
Bread – $2.99/loaf
Eggs – $3.99/XL dozen
Big Mac – $5.69

Destructive Thoughtz:

What a week. But ah, we now go thru Chinese New Year, Valentine’s Day, and Heritage/President’s Day. Party weekend in the middle of winter which would be super cool if it wasn’t for that crazy new mutant strains B117, B1351, and P1 bka UK, South African and Brasil strains. But in all seriousness, all we can really do is the same we do for sex: Cover your holes with protection, wash often, get tested and discuss testing. Done. And never fck crazy. Nope. Stay your ass home and feel the romance in your pants to something romantic. Like the original ‘Iron Man’ or ‘Deadpool’ movies.

Cinemas and other places are opening up today locally. Scary on one hand. But on the other hand, it will get the economy going and people back to work. Still sad that all four of my favorite Starbucks have shut down. But who knows, maybe they’ll come back once things start flowing again. Nobody’s opening to max capacity, most at 25% save the cinemas which will be at 50% or 100 max per auditorium. Sure it’ll be cool for people to go out. But we have seen a lot more options come online for people that just want to shut the world out and enjoy life in a little bubble.

It’s not an island. It’s a bubble. Big difference. 🙂

Music List This Week

Album: American Made Music to Strip By
-Rob Zombie

HUMOR! (Not for virgin eyes!)

My wife beamed at me with pride and said, “Wow! I never thought our son would go that far!”

I said: “This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.”


You know, it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.


At the Gym last week I found a tiny hole in one of my trainers. Just small enough to fit a finger in. However.. I was reported and now banned for life.


Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat instead.

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(G) 2021 DanteTV Productions /\/\idnite Star

(*) Afterglow…..

Today a fortune cookie told me that every exit is an entrance.
Long story short, my girlfriend said no.